An elephant and 5 bananas 大象和五条香蕉

Courtesy of a forwarded email from Joanne)（感谢Joanne转寄原文，爱仁译为中文）


An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why?
有一只大象，拥有五条香蕉。它饿了，却无法吃。为何？
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Because the bananas are made of plastic.
因为那是塑料做的香蕉。



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The 5 bananas are real, but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?
香蕉是真的，大象还是吃不着。为何？
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Because the elephant is made of plastic.
Hahaha. Never give up. One more..
因为大象是用塑料做成的。
不必灰心。再来一个。



Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it.
大象和香蕉都是真的，可是大象又吃不着。
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Why ?
为何？
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Because the bananas are in the TV.
Ooops!!! Cool down.
因为那些香蕉是在电视机里。
不必发飙。


Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
大象和香蕉都是真的并都在电视机里。可是还是吃不着，为何？
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Because they are on different channels.
Hohohohoohohoh..hehehe
因为他们在不同的频道。
哈哈，嘻嘻。



Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
大象和香蕉都是真的并都在电视机里及在同一个频道。还是吃不着，为何？
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Cmon think ...
想一想
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Because the TV is off.
Kikikikikiki
因为电视机已关机。