(Courtesy of a forwarded email from Donald.)(感谢Donald转寄原文,爱仁译为中文)
Your Annual Dementia Test
HAVE A GO ............................
这是你的一年一度老人痴呆症检验。试一试吧!
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.
As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it!
Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.
当我们一天一天年长,必须确保思路敏捷。
锻炼头脑和锻炼肌肉是同等重要。
如果我们不使用,将永远失去它。
检验后,就可知道你有没有失去它。
1. What do you put in a toaster?
第一题:你放什么进烤吐司机里?
Answer 答案 ==〉
Q2. Say ' milk' five times. Now spell 'milk.' What do cows drink?
第二题:念“Milk”五次,再拼一次。请问母牛喝什么?
Answer 答案 ==〉
Q3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks, and a black house is made from black bricks.
What is a green house made from?
第三题:如果红色砖造红色屋、蓝色砖造蓝色屋、粉红色砖造粉红色屋及黑色砖造黑色屋。请问用什么东西来造绿色屋(Green house)?
Answer 答案 ==〉
Q4. It is twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany.
(If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany). Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany.
Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany or 'no man's land'?
第四题:大约20年前,有一架飞机在2万英尺高空飞越德国。(如果你尚记得,当时的德国分裂为东德及西德)在途中,两台发动机熄火了。机师打算紧急降落。很不幸,飞机最终在东德及西德之间的无人地带撞毁了。请问你会把生存者埋在那里?东德?西德?或是无人地带?
Answer 答案 ==〉
Q5. Without using a calculator, You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales.
In London, 17 people get on the bus.
In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on.
In Swindon, two people get off and four get on.
In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on.
In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
第五题:不需使用计算机。你开一部大巴,从伦敦往威尔斯的Milford Haven。
在伦敦,17人上车。
在Reading,6人下车,9人上车。
在Swindon,2人下车,4人上车。
在Cardiff,11人下车,16人上车。
在Swansea,3人下车,5人上车。
在Carmathen,6人下车,3人上车。
最后,抵达Milford Haven。
请问司机的名字?
Answer 答案 ==〉
Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you.
P/S: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!
现在就传给你的朋友,希望他们的检验成绩比你好。
后注:百分之九十五的人不过关。
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