In an airport
Customs Official: 'May I know your name?'
Passenger : 'Batman'
Customs Official: 'What's your name!?'
Passenger : 'My name is Bat-man'
Customs Official : 'Trying to be funny!? What's your surname?'
Passenger : 'Super-man'
Customs Official : 'So you're telling me your name is Batman Superman?'
Passenger : 'Yes'
Customs Official : 'Arrest this guy...
When they had him in custody, he was asked to show his identity card:
(I still don't know the reality of this Singapore identity card. But I know a Malaysian whose name is xxx Bin Suparman. This means that his father's name is Suparman. This is a real name. I can't provide proof.我无法确认这张身份证是否真实。但是我认识一位马来西亚人，它的名字是 xxx Bin Suparman，这可是真的，我无法提供证明。)
