(Courtesy of a forwarded email from Jensen)（感谢Jensen转寄图片）
Sunday, September 14, 2008
An elephant and 5 bananas 大象和五条香蕉
Courtesy of a forwarded email from Joanne)（感谢Joanne转寄原文，爱仁译为中文）
An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why?
有一只大象，拥有五条香蕉。它饿了，却无法吃。为何？
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Because the bananas are made of plastic.
因为那是塑料做的香蕉。
Next Q 下一题
The 5 bananas are real, but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?
香蕉是真的，大象还是吃不着。为何？
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Because the elephant is made of plastic.
Hahaha. Never give up. One more..
因为大象是用塑料做成的。
不必灰心。再来一个。
Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it.
大象和香蕉都是真的，可是大象又吃不着。
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Why ?
为何？
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Because the bananas are in the TV.
Ooops!!! Cool down.
因为那些香蕉是在电视机里。
不必发飙。
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
大象和香蕉都是真的并都在电视机里。可是还是吃不着，为何？
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Because they are on different channels.
Hohohohoohohoh..hehehe
因为他们在不同的频道。
哈哈，嘻嘻。
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
大象和香蕉都是真的并都在电视机里及在同一个频道。还是吃不着，为何？
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Cmon think ...
想一想
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..............
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Because the TV is off.
Kikikikikiki
因为电视机已关机。
An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why?
有一只大象，拥有五条香蕉。它饿了，却无法吃。为何？
.
.
.
Because the bananas are made of plastic.
因为那是塑料做的香蕉。
Next Q 下一题
The 5 bananas are real, but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?
香蕉是真的，大象还是吃不着。为何？
.
.
.
Because the elephant is made of plastic.
Hahaha. Never give up. One more..
因为大象是用塑料做成的。
不必灰心。再来一个。
Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it.
大象和香蕉都是真的，可是大象又吃不着。
.
.
.
Why ?
为何？
.
.
.
Because the bananas are in the TV.
Ooops!!! Cool down.
因为那些香蕉是在电视机里。
不必发飙。
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
大象和香蕉都是真的并都在电视机里。可是还是吃不着，为何？
.
.
.
Because they are on different channels.
Hohohohoohohoh..hehehe
因为他们在不同的频道。
哈哈，嘻嘻。
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
大象和香蕉都是真的并都在电视机里及在同一个频道。还是吃不着，为何？
.
.
.
Cmon think ...
想一想
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.
.
..............
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Because the TV is off.
Kikikikikiki
因为电视机已关机。
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Most beautiful locations in the world 世上最美丽的地方
(Contributed by Mei Ling)（感谢美玲提供图片）
Austria 奥地利
Switzerland 瑞士
Hong Kong 香港
Cologne, Germany 德国
Italy 意大利
Venice, Italy 意大利威尼斯
Sydney, Australia 澳大利亚悉尼
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil 巴西里约日内罗
French Polynesia 法属波利尼西亚
Austria 奥地利
Switzerland 瑞士
Hong Kong 香港
Cologne, Germany 德国
Italy 意大利
Venice, Italy 意大利威尼斯
Sydney, Australia 澳大利亚悉尼
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil 巴西里约日内罗
French Polynesia 法属波利尼西亚
Friday, June 20, 2008
Funny complaint letter of a colleage student
(Contributed by Joanne Wong)（感谢提供此文）（由于文章超烂，尚未想到如何翻译）
Real funny, THIS IS NOT A SPAM!!!
Dear Principal,
Complain on Temasek Polytechnic School Fee
lim bei ka li kong, you have charge me with unfair school fee. Lim bei bo join any student union wat 4 charge me wif student union fee! KNN... i attachment outside still charge me internet access fee,
ke si ar! Yio siew, u think lim bei rich ar! KNN i work till siao also jus barely make it. Still retain me for 1 sem. u think everyone makin $$ like u all ar. Kaoz... Econ bad leh... still dun gif discount stay for 3 years liao, discount a bit cannot ar. Ge Gao! i go buy food for 2 weeks auntie oso charge less, somemore i study TP 3 years liao still no rebate. still wan me to pay extra $$. KNN, next time u try ppl overcharge u lar.
Wa lao eh, last time tt indian principal let us play dai dee in school, u now come liao then cannot play. wat freakin problem u have!!! u cant win in dai dee also cant stop us from playin wat. All work n no play make us dumb students k! u read so much still dunno ar. wat kinda of a freakin principal r u! u think u big ar! ur size big onli. do nuttin n earn so much! na bei take my school fee go play mahjong issit! kaoz, pay so much but facilities still so bad. canteen no air con, so many birds fly here, fly there. U think funny issit!
swimmin pool so small, somemore no lady life guard. and the dance studio no ppl dancin air con still on, u think air con bill u pay one ar! waste my money on unuse air con! somemore the sports facilities oso lao ya one, basketball bo hong, squash ball buay tiao. na bei, u think funny issit!
I oso wanna tok bout the lab ar, KNN build more lab lar! free access always full. and we use to have a set of equipment each for lab but now 2 person share 1. u sell the rest issit! earn profit still raise school fee! u outside earn so much then still kapok our school fee. Ke si ar! u so good then go SP lar.SP big school and more students, u can exploit them wat. u think TP students hao qi fu ar! Burn ur car then u know. So rich ar, employ a security to 'protect' ur car somemore still got 1 video cam. u think u drive sports car or Limo?! u car onli Nissan Sunny, act machiam like very high class like tt. Ppl drive Benz oso park outside ar.
All Poly got fast food except TP, u go build 1 fast food resturantlar...damn pai seh u noe, ppl always make fun TP no fast food. Carona oso bo yong... u keep so many Kois for wat, u think our school fee for u to buy Kois ar!
i hope that u charge less (better if no need pay school fee).Otherwise undesirable action will be taken against you and your damn car!.
from a very buay song student,
T0uy@ Ak|r@
Real funny, THIS IS NOT A SPAM!!!
Dear Principal,
Complain on Temasek Polytechnic School Fee
lim bei ka li kong, you have charge me with unfair school fee. Lim bei bo join any student union wat 4 charge me wif student union fee! KNN... i attachment outside still charge me internet access fee,
ke si ar! Yio siew, u think lim bei rich ar! KNN i work till siao also jus barely make it. Still retain me for 1 sem. u think everyone makin $$ like u all ar. Kaoz... Econ bad leh... still dun gif discount stay for 3 years liao, discount a bit cannot ar. Ge Gao! i go buy food for 2 weeks auntie oso charge less, somemore i study TP 3 years liao still no rebate. still wan me to pay extra $$. KNN, next time u try ppl overcharge u lar.
Wa lao eh, last time tt indian principal let us play dai dee in school, u now come liao then cannot play. wat freakin problem u have!!! u cant win in dai dee also cant stop us from playin wat. All work n no play make us dumb students k! u read so much still dunno ar. wat kinda of a freakin principal r u! u think u big ar! ur size big onli. do nuttin n earn so much! na bei take my school fee go play mahjong issit! kaoz, pay so much but facilities still so bad. canteen no air con, so many birds fly here, fly there. U think funny issit!
swimmin pool so small, somemore no lady life guard. and the dance studio no ppl dancin air con still on, u think air con bill u pay one ar! waste my money on unuse air con! somemore the sports facilities oso lao ya one, basketball bo hong, squash ball buay tiao. na bei, u think funny issit!
I oso wanna tok bout the lab ar, KNN build more lab lar! free access always full. and we use to have a set of equipment each for lab but now 2 person share 1. u sell the rest issit! earn profit still raise school fee! u outside earn so much then still kapok our school fee. Ke si ar! u so good then go SP lar.SP big school and more students, u can exploit them wat. u think TP students hao qi fu ar! Burn ur car then u know. So rich ar, employ a security to 'protect' ur car somemore still got 1 video cam. u think u drive sports car or Limo?! u car onli Nissan Sunny, act machiam like very high class like tt. Ppl drive Benz oso park outside ar.
All Poly got fast food except TP, u go build 1 fast food resturantlar...damn pai seh u noe, ppl always make fun TP no fast food. Carona oso bo yong... u keep so many Kois for wat, u think our school fee for u to buy Kois ar!
i hope that u charge less (better if no need pay school fee).Otherwise undesirable action will be taken against you and your damn car!.
from a very buay song student,
T0uy@ Ak|r@
Thursday, June 19, 2008
There is no fix for stupid!!!
(Contributed by Sweetyet)（感谢 Sweetyet 提供图片）（爱仁译为中文）
I could have sworn I hit the brake pedal!
Car upside down in the bay - see guy standing on it? Call out the wrecker!
我确定已经刹车了。但是车子还是掉进水中。看到有人站在车子上吗？快叫吊车来搭救！
Coming back up...coming...coming
吊上来了，上来了。
Coming...almost there!
就快可以了！
Ooops!
糟了！
I could have sworn I set the brakes on that truck! Time to get a Bigger Wrecker!
我确定已经拉上了手制。看来要去找一部比较大的吊车！
OK, we got the car. Let's get the other wrecker now!
好了，车子终于吊上来了。现在把另一部吊上来吧！
O...O...oohhh No!! Who's gonna explain this one to the insurance guys?
老天，为何会这样呢？要如何向保险公司解释？
I could have sworn I hit the brake pedal!
Car upside down in the bay - see guy standing on it? Call out the wrecker!
我确定已经刹车了。但是车子还是掉进水中。看到有人站在车子上吗？快叫吊车来搭救！
Coming back up...coming...coming
吊上来了，上来了。
Coming...almost there!
就快可以了！
Ooops!
糟了！
I could have sworn I set the brakes on that truck! Time to get a Bigger Wrecker!
我确定已经拉上了手制。看来要去找一部比较大的吊车！
OK, we got the car. Let's get the other wrecker now!
好了，车子终于吊上来了。现在把另一部吊上来吧！
O...O...oohhh No!! Who's gonna explain this one to the insurance guys?
老天，为何会这样呢？要如何向保险公司解释？
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